tell me my nudes are fire

Aug. 24th, 2026 09:51 pm
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[personal profile] memeocracy posting in [community profile] bakerstreet


the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

did somebody say denny's?

Aug. 24th, 2026 08:18 pm
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[personal profile] imemes posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
It's late. Like, 3 AM late. You're hungry as fuck, but nothing is open.





Except Denny's.


RULES

1. Post to the meme.
2. Find somebody to eat with. Figure out why the hell you'd do this to yourself.
3. Okay, you have no excuse to be here because Denny's is doing delivery now. This is the age we live in. Denny's delivers. Dear god.

Lap pillow

Aug. 24th, 2026 08:14 pm
[personal profile] krampused posting in [community profile] bakerstreet



lap pillow
Physical closeness is supposed to be a gradual thing. Eye contact first, then incidental touches, then maybe a hug if you're both feeling brave. There's a whole ladder. Nobody skips rungs. Oh? You skipped two by accident when your head fell into an open lap? You little rebel. You're wwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay past the point where getting up would fix anything. Try not to make eye contact, 'kay? One look into their eyes and you'll never live this down.

→ character info and etc in the top level.
→ are you the pillow? are you the pillow-appreciator? inquiring minds!
→ tag. if you get hopelessly, disgustingly adorable, i won't judge you.

prompts )

Unsent

Aug. 24th, 2026 07:52 am
[personal profile] theseshadesaregucci posting in [community profile] bakerstreet


unsent texts


① comment with your character.
② repliers queue up a text (or two or three to choose from) that they typed up, but never sent.
③ only they fat-fingered and set them flying out of the outbox into infamy.
④ it's two in the morning jfc why are you asking me if i'd love you if you were a worm? no, i don't think my little pony is a metaphor for communism. go to sleep.

check out theunsentproject if you'd like more serious ideas.

While you were sleeping

Aug. 23rd, 2026 06:08 pm
[personal profile] thefreakout posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

when you wake up

at some point, you closed your eyes.

it could've been ten minutes or ten years ago. hard to tell with that post-sleep fuzz still crowding your brain.

now you're awake. have a look around.

how to play

  • comment with your character, preferences, and any useful details.
  • roll, pick, or let your tagger choose what they wake up to.
  • take either side of the scene.
  • thread.

prompts

  1. bedside — somebody is sitting beside your bed, waiting.
  2. your lap — your head is in somebody's lap.
  3. your shoulder — you wake leaning against them.
  4. holding hands — your hand is already in theirs.
  5. in their arms — this is not where you remember falling asleep.
  6. still here — the person you expected to leave stayed.
  7. a stranger's face — somebody you've never seen before is sitting beside you.
  8. you? — of all people, they're sitting there.
  9. you're crying — they're wiping their face when your eyes open.
  10. you look awful — they clearly haven't slept while keeping watch.
  11. don't move — you barely make it upright before somebody stops you.
  12. start explaining — they're already halfway through an explanation by the time you're properly awake.
  13. wrong bed — this isn't where you went to sleep.
  14. the locked door — now that you're awake, you can't leave.
  15. what happened? — you don't remember getting here.
  16. how long? — nobody answers right away.
  17. you said my name — they heard more than you meant to tell them.
  18. nightmare — you wake with somebody already reaching for you.
  19. first morning — somebody is asleep beside you.
  20. i'm supposed to be dead — the look on their face says you shouldn't be awake.
  21. you look older — the person you remember didn't look like this.
  22. the date — it cannot possibly be right.
  23. about time — they've been waiting for you to open your eyes.
  24. go back to sleep — they don't want you awake yet.
  25. wildcard — wake up to something else.

Space opera

Aug. 23rd, 2026 02:12 pm
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[personal profile] funandcutememes posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
AN ALLIANCE OF TWO

In your life, there are houses to keep at heel, treaties to honor, and worlds that can be moved by putting the right two names beside each other in the bloodline.

Unfortunately, those names are yours, with every obligation that comes with them. This is a prison. Old promises make strong chains, it seems, and these were forged long before you. With every passing moment, escape is a smaller possibility.

The court has its designs, veiled in ceremony and reverence. The stars may have their own plans.

how to play
  • Post your character and any prefs.
  • Roll or pick a prompt.
  • Political marriage is only one option of many. Anything that keeps two people caught in each other's orbit works here — a diplomatic posting, sworn service, some old bond nobody fully understands. Attraction will do the rest.
prompts )

FMK

Aug. 23rd, 2026 09:05 am
[personal profile] pippilongsockings posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist




You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️

Random

Aug. 23rd, 2026 12:58 am
[personal profile] sundaybestsocks posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
the random
scenario meme
comment with your character.
respond to others
lbr — no one uses rng. just go wild, and maybe kinda sorta pick from the scenarios below?
post picture prompts OR write starters OR whatever!
have a grand ol' time
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gen texting

Aug. 22nd, 2026 11:18 pm
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[personal profile] sockerball posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

The General Texting Meme

Sometimes, you just want to text somebody. No reason, no sexy stuff, no special time of the day. You just text that sucker. Sometimes it's even a wrong number! The world is your oyster, if your oyster has unlimited texting. Which, presumably, it does. You know what to do! Leave a top level and text people! Live free! Get weird!

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Quick links
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Mod contact also available at [community profile] bakerstreetmods. Meme posters can tag their own posts. Additional tags can be requested.

For different versions of memes, ie shipping, smut, or gen please space them out by a week (7 days), or more.
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Comments, corrections, questions, etc welcome. Check the problem thread for meme takedowns/deletions.

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Date-o-base

Aug. 22nd, 2026 08:32 pm
[personal profile] starterpacks posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
DATE-O-BASE
How to Play

Comment with your character, preferences, and limits.

Others send an emoji for the kind of date they want your character to take them on (or vice versa).

search the date-o-base )
[personal profile] indecisivesock posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
at the planetarium
Lights go down. The ceiling disappears, and for the next hour everyone can stargaze from the comfort of their seats. Assuming the projector behaves, anyway. Recently, it's been on the fritz, so you may see something you didn't read about in the program.
how to play
  • Leave a top level with your character and any preferences.
  • Tag around. Roll or pick a prompt.
prompts )

It's a... SPACE BAR!

Aug. 22nd, 2026 02:48 pm
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[personal profile] deadliesthero posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

the space bar meme


It's a bar... in SPACE! Whether you're coming into port after a long haul, just clocking off from your engineering duties, or you were mysteriously zapped here through interdimensional means... you sure could go for a drink.

Watch out, that glowy blue stuff really packs a punch.


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[personal profile] sockfootage posting in [community profile] bakerstreet


THE HAUNTED PLACES MEME

Everyone knows to stay away from the large empty "house" on the hill. Locals urge you, the No Trespassing signs instruct you, even the rough drive seems to beg you to turn away. But you can't bring yourself to. Maybe you’re seeking a thrill or searching for something lost, locked away. Maybe you are the ghost haunting the old building. Maybe your car has stalled, and even if it doesn't pass a vibe check, that building on the hill is the only standing structure for miles.

But is that building empty, or is there something waiting?


Leave a comment with your character's name, fandom, any preferences you have, and what brought your character to this haunted location. Whether this is leisurely exploration of creepy buildings or intense survival horror is up to you!

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[personal profile] anonconda posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
flirty text starters
how to play
— top level with your prefs + etc.
— another character texts yours with one of the below starters (or one of their own!)
if you want to style up your comments to resemble text messages, too:
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[personal profile] adisastergay posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
my big fat marriage meme

Really, really think about it, and marriage is a torturous thing to hoist onto another person.

You make a promise that's supposed to survive whatever comes next. How are two words supposed to withstand hell, high water, or the routine alien invasion? Ridiculous.

But then the wedding's done. Months later, you're stuck arguing over who keeps leaving the cabinet door open. Give it a few years. You might be able to tell something's wrong from the way they set their keys down.

Somewhere in all that time, another person stops being somebody you come home to and becomes part of what coming home means.

Or maybe none of that has happened yet.

You could be the one holding the ring right about... now.


how to play
  • Post your character and preferences.
  • Tag around. Pick what you like, roll if you want.

Read more... )

smut picture prompts etc etc

Aug. 22nd, 2026 07:00 am
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[personal profile] gooseflesh posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
smut 💋 picture prompts
top level & reply to others. be inspired!

link 'em:

embed 'em:

shrink 'em:
〚 ⟶rpsmutgifs. 〛
lackinprivacy.⟵ 〛
〚 ⟶nsfw gif dump. 〛
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